Textsfromlastnight.com - Page 2

Demonspeedng22 · 11-16-09, 05:03 PM

(559): I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

Fox · 11-18-09, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonspeedng22

(559): I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

Demonspeedng22 · 11-19-09, 05:06 AM

(416): when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-19-09, 08:12 PM

(970): I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina

Demonspeedng22 · 11-20-09, 05:08 AM

(757): It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-20-09, 04:51 PM

(480): We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.

(775): A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-21-09, 03:24 PM

(519): Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-21-09, 09:01 PM

(785): it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

lm4041 · 11-21-09, 10:41 PM

This is a great site, can't stop laughing. Thanks

Demonspeedng22 · 11-24-09, 04:29 AM

(406): I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
(925): Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-24-09, 04:58 PM

(609): i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.

Fox · 11-25-09, 03:30 PM

I've been to that site a few times now.

Excellent place to get a few giggles!

Demonspeedng22 · 11-26-09, 11:21 AM

Crappy?....

(865): You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-26-09, 11:21 AM

(902): WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
(1-902): I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
(1-902): I love tequila.

Demonspeedng22 · 11-26-09, 11:23 AM

(603): i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

11-16-09, 05:03 PM	#16
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (559): I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

11-19-09, 05:06 AM	#18
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (416): when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.

11-19-09, 08:12 PM	#19
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (970): I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina

11-20-09, 05:08 AM	#20
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (757): It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.

11-20-09, 04:51 PM	#21
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (480): We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie. (775): A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.

11-21-09, 03:24 PM	#22
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (519): Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

11-21-09, 09:01 PM	#23
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (785): it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..

11-21-09, 10:41 PM	#24
lm4041 Exposed Forums Contributor Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,346 Rep Power: 141	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com This is a great site, can't stop laughing. Thanks

11-24-09, 04:29 AM	#25
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (406): I need a leather bustier to keep them in. (925): Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.

11-24-09, 04:58 PM	#26
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (609): i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.

11-25-09, 03:30 PM	#27
Fox Feisty Firecracker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Outside your window... Posts: 1,648 Rep Power: 135	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com I've been to that site a few times now. Excellent place to get a few giggles!

11-26-09, 11:21 AM	#28
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com Crappy?.... (865): You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.

11-26-09, 11:21 AM	#29
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (902): WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?! (1-902): I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey. (1-902): I love tequila.

11-26-09, 11:23 AM	#30
Demonspeedng22 Holy Santa Claus shit... Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 13,521 Rep Power: 2832	Re: Textsfromlastnight.com (603): i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

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